Chill
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Full Name: Sir Chillus Maximus
Hometown: Virginia Beach, VA
Birthdate: May 27
Married: No
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A pictorial history of Chill The traffic guy.
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I was born a baby in Virginia Beach General Hospital back in the late 1900's. I was born to The Big Chill and Mother Chill, who in turn named me Chill, released me from the hospital, and dropped me off at the beach. After my last cold one with my girlfirend, I realized it was time to get a job. Soon after that, I found my way to traffic reporter boarding school. |
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The school put me through rigorous training, some of which involved something they called the "out-of-cockpit" experience. |
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The More difficult levels of training included actually turning me into a small asian boy. |
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After receiving a degree in airborne traffic reporting for Hampton Roads, I thought it best to go find a job reporting traffic for Hampton Roads. |
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That brought me to FM99 who, with my airborne traffic expertise, promptly made me report traffic from the back of a rowboat. |
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After that, I spent two years in the air reporting traffic. Here's me flying over the Norfolk Zoo. |
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After a bad landing, it was decided I be allowed into the FM99 studios to do my reporting, Where I stay to this day. |
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I'm survived by a fish named Fluffy. I also have two cats, Biscuit and Gravy, who I love to spend time with and relax, as shown. | Something else you want to know? Feel free to drop me an email chill@fm99.com
Check out the Chillin My Space page
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Want to see a dancing Elf that looks just like me? Click here! |
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