Okay, so I had an experience not long ago when I went shopping for some new jeans that really gave me a wake up call.
To first give you some history, after I got out of the Army in late 1996, I stopped doing major physical activity and I plumped up pretty good. You could basically say that I had a 10 year plan to sit on my ass! Well, I can honestly say that I was very successful in this plan! I went from getting out of the Army at 185 pounds to popping out now at 233 pounds.
Anyway, I went to buy some news jeans and found myself having to shop for size 42 waist jeans. That was it for me! So I went over to Gold's Gym here in Chesapeake to see how bad the damage was to my body.
I started working with a personal trainer named Jen. the first thing she had me do was take a body age test. This test tells the actual age of my body in comparison to how old I am. I'm 37 years old and after taking this test I found out I have the body of a 46 year old and I couldn't walk on the tread mill for 6 minutes without getting out of breath. I am really out of shape!
Jen has started talking about getting me into all these classes like doing some Team Training Class, Turbo Kick, and Yoga ... yeah even Yoga! I look at it this way, if it's going to help, I'm up for anything.
I've also started to watch what I eat. NO MORE FRIED FOOD! This will be really hard for me cause I absolutely love french fries, but I'm going to make this work for me ... I have to make these changes in my life for me, so here goes nothing.
Mar. 4, 2008
Well, I've been at it for a few weeks now and wow, has it been a wild few weeks! I had my second weigh in today ... I've lost 4 pounds and I can already start to feel a difference! The constant heartburn is fading away. I'm able to walk for a longer time now. The Team Training classes have been pretty cool cause it keeps you body guessing, we're just never doing the same thing twice! I've also lost a little body fat and I'm feeling some more energy throughout the day.
Jen's talking about trying to get me into a spinning class. I don't think I'm ready for that but maybe in a few weeks I'll be up for it.
Mar. 11, 2008
Holy Cow! I had another weigh in today and I'm now down to 227 pounds! That's 6 pounds down and I've lost a little more body fat as well.
I cannot believe much of a difference I'm feeling each day. I'm now able to tighten up my belt one more notch. My energy level is up and I just feel ... better!
I'm also taking more control over what I eat. I haven't had a soda for weeks now. I haven't had a fast food burger since the beginning of last month and I've been counting my calories pretty well. I also got a heart rate monitor to track my heart rate while I work out. It also tells me how many calories I burn as well.
All I know is that this is really starting to work!
Mar. 21, 2008
Okay, It's officially one month that I've been at this now and I just had another weigh in and I also took the body age test again.
I've now lost 9 pounds and the results of my body age test say I now have the body of a 38 year old and if I continue on this path I could reach a body age of a 28 year old!
People around the station are starting to notice a difference and have said how my clothes are looking baggy!
I've even set my first racquetball game with Jen. This would be the first time I've played in over 10 years! This is just way too cool!
Mar. 29, 2008
Today's weigh has me officially into double digits! I'm now at 219 pounds which is a loss of 14 pounds!
The Team Training classes are just working some major magic! I'm working my butt off, however the pay off is getting even better! I've been able to go another notch smaller in my belt, more people are noticing how my body is changing, I'm able to have more energy, and I feel like I can focus on things a bit better than I use to.
I've now made it through a Turbo Kick class without having my heart rate jump through the roof, and the opportunity of being able to play racquetball again is just awesome!
I'm doing more and more cardio and they even have this new thing called the Cardio Cinema. This is a room that has a bunch of cardio equipment in it and they play a movie that is projected on a big screen on the wall. I've never had 50 minutes pass by so quickly. Next thing I know, I've burned through 800 calories and I'm ready to do a little ab work and go home!
The results are just getting better and I can't wait to get under 210! I know this might be a bit early but I have to say that I'm becoming a sexy bitch!
Holy Crap! My first before and after picture!
Apr. 25, 2008
Alright, I went in this morning for my official 2 month weigh in. I'm now down to 214 pounds! That's means I've lost almost 10 pounds each month! Holy cow!
I posted the picture above to show off my results. I realize it's not a dramatic change but I can sure feel a huge difference! My energy level is just incredible! There's so much I want to do now where before I was content to just take a nap or sit on my fat ass and watch TV. I have to say that I still find time to watch TV but now, it's when I get home after my time at the gym.
This is going to sound really corny but this is becoming a total 180 degree turn for my life. I haven't felt this good in years. I was really heading down a harmful path and my body was just shutting down on me slowly but surely.
When I first started going to my Team Training classes, my left arm bothered me cause I had a pinched nerve in my elbow. I had constant heart burn and acid reflux. I had a sciatic nerve that was just aching all the time and I just felt run down and awful. Now, I'm not saying that this was the only thing I did to feel better, but after seeing my doctor and starting to go to the gym on a regular basis I'm feeling like a new person.
Anyway, Keep stopping by cause I'll have more updates as we go. I mean I'm only 13 pounds away from being out of the 200's! I can't wait! Drop me a line and let me know what you think.
Tommy & Rumble Maid Service
Jason The Show Wrecker recently did a charity walk for the March of Dimes. To help raise money for the cause, we decided that Jason would be sold out to the highest donator to come to their house to do some household chores. Ed Hawkins ended up donating $200 bucks and got Jason The "Home" Wrecker for the morning! Apparently Ed was ready for him with a list of jobs!
First on the list was little vacuuming. You just never get tired of seeing Jason in a maid outfit! Look at those stems!
He was also asked to organize all this stuff! This must have taken a while. Jason was doing fine until he found a badger trap and some tongue depressors! What's that all about?
Then it was on to some heavy lifting when Ed asked Jason to unpack his weight set!
Finally, it was time to wash some dishes. Oddly enough, Jason kicked off his shoes and went barefoot as soon as he stepped into the kitchen! Ed later said, "He did seem to be quite comfortable and settled while doing the dishes!" He does seem to be a naturally gifted dish washer, doesn't he?
Thank you again to Ed for donating to such a great cause. The March of Dimes was happy to hear that Jason was willing to sell himself out to do chores for donations!
I Love Butternut Squash ... In My Pants!
The boys sent me out and had me walk around with a huge butternut squash shoved down my pants! I love squash!
It's Now Jason The Boat Wrecker
We sent Jason over to the Virginia In-Water Boat Show because he wanted to do some boats jokes while he was on a few of the boats out there. Well when we got the pictures back, we got one picture of him on a boat telling jokes and the rest of them were him on a boat in some rather questionable positions! Here are a few of the clean ones.
Here's the first one we got with him spreading out all over the bed in some Classy Yacht!
Aw yeah! It's the money shot! The bedroom pictures only got worse from this point!
Here he is being caught in the act of taking care of some business! Luckily for us he wasn't wearing a mic!
Then, it seems, that he just made himself at home! I guess he didn't see the "No Lounging" sitting right next him! Way to go Boat Wrecker!
Then after his nap, he got Melisa Malone to tell a couple of his crappy jokes on the air.
Tommy & Rumble's French Maid Lawn Service!
We sent Jason The Show Wrecker out to mow a lawn to help him in his efforts to loose some weight. However we wanted him to loose the absolutely most amount of weight while mowing, so we sent him out in his french maid outfit!
Jason had a much easier time starting this lawn mower than the ones he had to use yesterday. Nice Yams!
Who said you can't be stylish and sexy while doing some yard work!
All In The Name Of Science!
Since we are heading into hurricane season, we here at Tommy & Rumble Laboratories are looking into different ways to help stop any flooding that may occur! So, we sent out Jason "The Show Wrecker" in a suit of tampons and maxi pads to test their absobency.
Here is Jason in his test suit. This suit has 100 tampons...
...and 23 maxi pads strategically placed for maiximum absorption. When he weighed in dry, he was 209.5 pounds.
He then went out and exposed himself to the elements, and a puddle or two. That way he was able to get complete absorption. We cut no corners here at Tommy & Rumble Laboratories!
Weighing in fully saturated, he was 219 pounds. So the tampons and maxi pads were only able to absorb a total of 9.5 pounds.
We have now learned two things. First, tampons and maxi pads would apparently not be a major help in preventing flooding. Second, we now know that we can get Jason to do just about anything! This was a very successful experiment!
Gas Fairy Attacks!
We sent Jason "The Gas Fairy" & "Ticket Homo" out to spread some love around Hampton Roads. We had no idea that he would start attacking people with his wand!
The attacks started with this poor victim. Here we see "The Gas Fairy" clearly brandishing his wand in a threatening manner at this lady's chest! Jason later said it was trying to coverup the logo on her shirt.....sure! She did get tickets to Nine Inch Nails to help her through the trauma.
Here's our next victim. We'll call him "Robert #1". We see "The Gas Fairy" attacking Robert #1's chest. We asked if he was going after the logo again. His response, "No, I was going after the nipple!" OH MY!! Robert #1 got NIN tickets and a half a tank of gas to help ease his pain.
We're still not sure what to make of this case. This woman willing sacrificed herself by throwing herself directly into The Gas Fairy clutches. And she has not been seen or heard from since! She is survived only by this sweet ride seen here.
This picture was taken just minutes before the next attack. Here we see how the "The Gas Fairy" lures in his victims by purchasing a tank of gas for them. You can see the victim's elbow in the window of the truck as he waits, We'll call him "Robert #2". He's totally unaware of the danger his is in.
Moments later we were able to catch the attack on film. Notice the look of surprise on "Robert #2's" face. He was completely caught of guard. We gave him and half a tank of gas and NIN tickets to enjoy when he comes out of the coma!
Go Steelers!!
The Pittsburgh Steelers finally got their Superbowl Rings!
That is a beautiful thing! Finally one for the thumb!
It has the players name and number on one side!
And there is that sweet Superbowl XL Logo, and they added the score of the game!
The FM99 Urban Assult Vehicle
Check out this hot piece of machinery! This fine looking Mustang is the New FM99 Urban Assult Vehicle! They wouldn't let me drive it but could at least sit in it! I think this car was made for me!
Sadly I can't have the car but you can win it from us! Find out how this can be yours by Clicking Here.
The Lost Breadman Video!
Tommy & Rumble research Lab have uncovered the only known video of the infamous "Breadman"! Watch how his actions and movements are almost like that of a human. However he cannot escape his bond with the wild!
Calling All Show Wreckers ...
We were wondering what would happen if we sent Jason The Show Wrecker out with 25 cell phones to different places and had all of them ring at the same time!
The Fun was just beginning when we had Jason stop by the local Hardee's to take a few calls!! Check out the guys in the back having their biscuits interrupted!
Oh Coleen! We had Jason make a stop at the Cingular store to find out why these phones keep ringing. Coleen was trying so hard to help the entire time as Jason told his story. That is great customer service!!
We would like to thank Cingular Wireless for making this possible. We also want to thank our victims, Wawa, McDonald's, Hardee's, The DMV, Starbucks, And Barnes & Noble.
We Turned Jason "The Show-wrecker" into Jason " The Human Alka Seltzer Tablet!" We hot glued over 340 Alka Seltzer tablets to a suit for Jason to plop into the canal out behind the station!
Jason gets ready to take the plunge in the highway run off and human waste depository!
Aw yeah! Let the fizzy bubbling begin!
He emerges, half dissolved and ripe as a day old diaper!
We finally found Jason a place to clean up! There's nothing like a nice hot shower after swiming with 3-eyed bass and body parts!
Uh oh! Looks like Jason Had an accident! Or maybe that's just part of the canal that he picked while fizzing!
Thank you to the Cedar Tree Inn & Suites for being such a friendly neighbor to us and for letting Jason Get cleaned up. They have a heart shaped tub in one of their rooms! Call them at (757)366-0100.
It's Time To Play ... Smell My Pants!
We had Front Row Tickets to see Def Leppard and Comedian Brian Regan to give away, so Jason "The Show Wrecker" shoved some smelly stuff down his pants. Whoever took a sniff and guessed what it is, got the tickets!
Everybody is smelling Jason's Pants for those tickets!
Round 1 and they're getting all up in those pants! I think the guy in the back is heaving after taking a whiff.
It's not that bad! It's only some Tater Salad!
Round 2. Okay, this is disturbing. First, Jason looks like he's enjoying this way too much. But sir, you know it's in his front pocket, right? No wonder they were saying it smelled fruity!
Aw, look at that. It was just a Urinal Cake! Jason had to fish that out all by himself!
Let's Go Toy Shopping!
Jason "The Show Wrecker" went Adult Toy Shopping with a lucky listener over at The Love Shack.
Here's Jason holding the the "Body Massager" that our lucky shopper, Krista, picked out. Due to the sensitivity of the subject matter, this picture has been censored for your viewing pleasure. As you can see, that's a healthy piece of hardware!
You know, we don't think Jason quite grasps the concept of what the love swing is used for. It's not a recliner for watching TV!
Aw Yeah! Who's ready for some lovin'?
Jason gets a picture with the Love Shack Crew. Ray, Karen, Candice, and Christian!
We would like to thank The Love Shack for opening up early for us and helping to make this a great morning! They have 2 locations at 987 J Clyde Morris Blvd., Newport News #757-591-1900 and at 2605 Virginia Beach Blvd., Virginia Beach #757-306-9699. Stop by and tell them Tommy & Rumble sent ya!
The Bread Man Cometh!
We sent Jason down to the beach in the bread suit to see if seagulls would "EAT HIM ALIVE!" We didn't have much luck at the beach but the real carnage happened at the lake!
Well the Seagulls proved to be less than willing to eat Jason's Suit. However these ducks and geese seem to be ready to chow down on him as they wait for him at the curb!
Our "Bread-man" Throws out a little chum to get them into a feeding frenzy!
Jason assumes the position to let the feeding begin!
Watch out! They're movin' in for the kill!
Leper-chaun and Gnome Invade Chesapeake!
To win a pair of tickets to Ozzfest, people had to pick through our Pot-O-Body Parts when we sent out Jason "The Show-wrecker" as our own "Leper-chaun" (get it?). We also sent Eric The Gnome to help in the holiday festivities!
The Leper-chaun and the Gnome took Chesapeake by storm! Or at least the corner of Volvo and Battlefield!
One of these people would win the the Ozzfest tickets! Actually it was James who is 7 over from the right! That's him with the arrow over his head!
The Pot-O-Body Parts is ready to go!
Here's the picking of the body parts. However Eric the Gnome now looks likes an executioner and Jason The Leper-chaun looks like he's pointing at that guy's Blarney Stones!
Now here's a good looking group! Which one of these is not like the other?
We sent Jason over on a secret Birthday mission to suprise Mary the Birthday Girl! She's the one on the right. Colette is her daughter who asked us to go over. She's the one on the left ... just in case you were wondering!
BIG thanks Betty and Cheryl over at Novelties Unlimited for providing all of the body parts and costumes for Jason every time we send him out. They always have just what we're looking for! Make sure to give them a call at 622-0344 or drop by their store at 410 West 21st Street in Norfolk.
Brokeback-Sumo-Scout! (Part II)
Jason "The Show-wrecker" did so well selling those Girl Scout Cookies the first time, we sent him out again to Newport News!
There was no need to get violent! Jason was just giving back your change! Although he does look like he's enjoying it!
It's the suit with nipples. The guys dig the nipples! Especially this guy on the left!
It was all fun and games until the military stopped by to pick some cookies and put Jason in the front leaning rest position!
It's Brokeback-Sumo-Scout!
We sent Jason "The Show-wrecker" out to sell Girl Scout cookies. Since he couldn't find a Girl Scout uniform, we put him in his Sumo suit, Brokeback cowboy hat, and Boy Scout sash. Keepin' it classy!
Just stopping off to do a "little" grocery shopping. Is Jason Missing a tooth? Boy he really gets into character!
And this is all I need! Notice how she's admiring my purchase!
Jason Asked Dorothy, the checkout lady, if she wanted to tweak his nipple. She said "No" and took back a dollar for him asking.
Aw yeah, pimpin' the goods!
Virginia Beach Police love Jason! And he loves the strip searches!
Ah yes! The admiration of another satisfied customer!
Heath Ledger showed up with money in hand! "I wish I could quit those cookies!"
Name:
Jason “The Show Wrecker”
Birthdate: August 22nd
Ambitions: To one day work the “Tilt-a-Whirl” at the state fair, and invent a non-financial based society
Favorite Bands: Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Pearl Jam, Green Day, Evanescence, Foo Fighters, Billy Joel, Pat Benatar
Favorite TV Shows: Family Guy, Scrubs, According to Jim, King of Queens, and Most Extreme Elimination Challenge
Favorite Movies: Braveheart, all of the Lord of the Rings Movies, All of Star Wars Movies, Caddy shack, X-Men I & II, Timeline
Best Places to hang out in town: Movie Theater, Laundry Mat, & the corner of Indian River Rd. and Kempsville Rd.
If you see me at a bar I’m drinking a: Some type of soda, or if I’m feeling frisky, Jack Daniels shots or a Jack & Coke
I’m told I look like: Alex Karras from Webster
Things that would surprise you about me: I’m a hopeless romantic, but I can’t read women’s signals showing whether or not they're interested in me. I’m also Bea Arthur’s body double.
I’m a sucker for: Red Heads, Brunettes with Blue eyes, Beer flavored Corn Nuts
Piercings / Tattoos: No tats, both ears pierced (I didn’t want to do it, I felt I had to!)
Favorite Activities: Going to Busch Gardens, Watching Steelers Football, Dumpster Diving for Nudie Books, Playing Frisbee or Disc Golf, and reading Danielle Steel Novels
Things I can’t do without: Music, Sleep, Steelers Football, Movies, Breathing, and Eating
Favorite Phrase / Quote: "Nothing is ever what it seems but everything is exactly what it is." - Buckaroo Banzai
Favorite Radio Memory: Reporting that the Steelers won Super Bowl XL and Playing golf with Kevin Nealon was pretty cool as well
Most Embarrassing Radio Moment: Playing golf with Kevin Nealon