The carnage!! Shelley, Her Sister, Leather & Lace There will be no more words now.
Crushing Melons for Tickets!
Now what's not to love? It's the limited edition "Sen. Craig Melon"
A crushing effort, look for this in the produce section near the bathrooms.
Radio juice. I'm not drinking that.
And our listener gives it a try. Things to notice in this picture: Vaseline Hand Lotion, and Crappy Underwear on the wall.
Because this page never gets updated...
D.L. Hughley visits, and we get it documented.
Lisa Lampanelli Berates Us All
And the rest of us.
Hot Chicks and the New 2007 Urban Assault Vehicle
Here's a look at the New FM99 Urban Assault Vehicle ... and check out that motorcycle! If you'd like more details on how you can get your hands on this sweet ride (the motorcycle not the girls) or if you just want to see more pictures, click here for all that you desire!
Shelley's First News Day
Because we all know just how much she LOVES Nickelback. So she had to wear it.
The other rule was we got to blast her with silly string whenever she screwed up. We got a little too liberal with it, but we don't get to spray her in the face every day....
Respected Newscasters Read Terrible Terrible Things
LaSalle Blanks really getting into some Cannibal Corpse
LaSalle refusing to say some things in a song whose title I can't even put here.
Joe Flanagan trudging through the latest Goatwhore
Joe having fun with Carcass. A sentence I never figured I'd type.
And yes, there were lines and songs that were conveniently skipped over.
NASCAR'S Jeff Burton
Tommy & Rumble interview Jeff for the "Are you smarter than Jeff Burton?" game.
Rumble, not knowing where the camera is.
Congrats to our winner Tommy Hammond and everyone else who stopped by Baxter's!
The Britney Spears Make Over T&R Style
After not thinking many women would be kicking down the door to get their head shaved, suck down half a can of Red Bull, get a lighter, and then go get a Tattoo, we sure had a bunch of women calling in. We finally decided to go with Heather who was just down right excited to do everything!
After you check out the pictures, make sure to check out the video!
Alright, here's Heather just seconds away from the big cut!
Okay, here's Heather half way done and we just gotta say that this would have to feel pretty weird right now. Besides the fact of looking a little off balance!
And there goes the other side!
Why does it feel like we're watching a lion getting it's mane cut off? Not that we're comparing Heather to a lion ... uh ... I mean not in a bad way ... er ... quick, look at the next picture!
See, it's almost gone!
And that's all she wrote! Wow, it's all gone! Don't forget we also caught all the action on video as well!
Heather, congratulations on your new hair style! You're a brave woman! Now it's off for the tattoo.
Again, our thanks to Tracy from Regis Salon in Pembroke Mall, who also ended up shaving her own head as well. And thanks to Bob from the Ink Gallery for donating the tattoo!
Behold the cover of the new Tommy & Rumble CD, iPuds! It's ON SALE NOW at all four Tidewater Sports & Collectibles locations.
It's just $9.99 and every dime goes into the FM99 Xmas Wish Fund.
Tommy & Rumble's first iPuds CD signing was fantastic! We were at Tidewater Sports at Patrick Henry Mall and we had a blast!
The crowd was out, lined up, and ready to go!
Here's a couple of studs, (Chuck & Chill), ready to sign some CD's and T-shirts!
We did spread the word out about the signing but we had no idea the response we would get. It was awesome for Steven Speilberg to stop by and get a couple of autographs!
There were a bunch of people out there to keep everyone busy signing CD's and T-shirts. That is except for Chill. Notice he's the only one not signing anything!
We all had a great time and we can't to do it again on the Southside!
Our thanks to everyone that came out to join us. Also thanks to Tidewater Sports & Collectibles for having us.
And The Winner Is ...
Glenda Dennison displays the check for ten grand she won in our "Vote For Tommy & Rumble" bribefest. That's proud hubbie Jim and our own Chuck The Intern joining in the fun.
It's Mud Slinging ... Tommy & Rumble's Way
With all the mud-slinging that went on during the campaign, we figured we'd give our listeners the chance to sling a little themselves. So we sent Jason The Show Wrecker out with a Republican sign, a Democratic sign, a Tommy & Rumble sign and a tub full of mud. From the photos it looks like Jason got the worst of it:
(In the best Borat voice) We hava de mud ... very nice!
Right off the bat, you, the voters, chose to sling some mud at the Tommy & Rumble sign. It must have been all that negative campaigning we did! Thanks a ton, Bruno!
The next sign to feel the wrath of mud, was the Democratic sign!
Did we mention Jason would also feel the wrath of the mud! Again ...
... and again! Oh, look at the spray on this shot!
... and yet again! At least this was a shot at the Republican sign. But just look at the impact look on Jason's face!
It's back to the democratic sign! Boy did that ass take a beating!
Even the kids got into the act by slinging some mud at Tommy & Rumble! The polls did show we were always low in the Under 5 demographic!
Hey, where the heck did that shovel come from?!
Tommy Griffiths' Day Before Halloween Birthday Spook-tacular
Today was Tommy's birthday and it just wouldn't be right if we didn't celebrate in style. So we invited a body painter, a clown, and a magician to make some birthday magic happen!
It wouldn't be a party without our favorite clown, Spunky! We also invited a great magician Paul Krendl who did this really cool trick with some numbers, Denmark, and an elephant! Sounds like a night out with Rick during his high school days!
Spunky made some balloon hats for everyone. Tommy got the special "Monkey in a Palm Tree" hat! You know you want to touch his monkey!
During the celebration, there were still jobs to do. If you ever wondered what Chill looked like while doing the news, well here you go! Ain't he pretty? ... In a Clint Eastwood meets Barney Rubble sort of way!
We even had body painting being done by "Body Painting by Jeff." Here is our beautiful promosexual Heather (aka: Gary). She was transformed into a lovely fairy!
Then of course, we had the Show Wrecker! The reason he looks so "happy" was that he requested a skull design to be painted on his body. However we got to Jeff first and told him what to really paint! Doesn't he look hot?! Even one of the maintenance guys said he was a sexy bitch!
Well, at the end of the day everybody had a great time! We had balloon hats, we saw magic tricks, we had cake, Gary got painted like a fairy and Jason got a 5 dollar bill shoved in his paints by the maintenance guy! Everybody had a great time!
Ralphie May was nice enough to come back and make some more comedy magic with us. We asked him if he would be up to going to an all you can eat breakfast buffet with a bucket. He knew comedy gold was in the works!
After making sure it truely was an all you can eat buffet, Ralphie starts off with some biscuits. Try 9 biscuits to be exact!
Ya can't have buscuits without a little sausage gravy!
Next Ralphie went for the bacon! Things start to heat up behind the bar at this point because Willie, who helps to keep the bar stocked, Starts calling into the kitchen, "We need more Biscuits! We need more bacon!"
Then comes the cooked ham, because we all know what better side goes with a half a pound of bacon than another pork product like cooked ham!
Rick asked for french toast strips, so Ralphie got two dozen for him! In the background you could hear Willie, "We need more french toast strips!"
What breakfast bucket would be complete without pancakes and syrup? "We need more syrup!"
Finally, Ralphie finished out the meats with a half a pound of fried bologna!
He then topped it all off with a little salad just to keep the pipes clean! Now that's a breakfast bowl fit for a king!
Thanks again to Ralphie May for coming back to help create some comedy magic with us! make sure you go see him at the Funny Bone this weekend!
It's fun with Butternut Squash!
We recently sent Jason The Show Wrecker out in a pair of biker shorts and with a very large Butternut Squash to shove down his pants! All we wanted him to do was to go about some daily activities with the squash in his pants and see how people reacted. Here's what happened!
It's Mr. Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang! John Witherspoon
John Witherspoon is performing at the Virginia Beach Funny Bone this weekend and stopped by the studio to say hi.
Here's a nice group picture of everyone. Back Row; Rick Rumble, John Witherspoon, Bodacious, and Luke from the Funny Bone. Front Row; Scott Nicholson (being humped by Rick), Scott Nicholson's junk resting on Jason's shoulder, Jason The Show Wrecker, and Tommy Griffths.
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