CLASSIC: Leave me Alone
The old send-up of the classic Alanis Morisette song becomes relevant again after comparisons to Adele.
CLASSIC: Bowlin' Bowlin' Bowlin'
Our 2011 Rum-Bowl anthem, because you know you missed it.
Obituaries
After a rather funny obituary made the rounds yesterday, Rumble did some digging and found some more awesomer ones!
Adele Remix
We'll figure out a better name for this, but for right now it's the response to the Adele song. She's a bit of a stalker.
CLASSIC: Clinton's Harlem Office
The press conference from President Clinton when he moved into his new office in Harlem. From waaaay back in the day, you know.
CLASSIC: Intern Go Down On Me
Classic Clinton material is getting dusted off, and this amazing song gets an early replay!
CLASSIC: Forbidden Sushi
You know how things taste better when they're bad for you? Well this sushi place is the perfect place for you. Everything delicious...everything endangered...everything you want.
CLASSIC: Feed Bill Clinton's Kids
The phone number alone should be enough to make you want to check this one out again.
CLASSIC: Obama Uhhh
I don't know what else to call it. A very informative press conference from the POTUS.
Andrew Zimmern
The host of Bizarre Foods has a new episode on tonight all about Detroit and soul food. We try to get him to take this beached whale off our hands.
CLASSIC: Obama's Speech to Children
There was a lot of controversy surrounding President Obama's speech to school children yesterday, and after hearing it I can see why.
CLASSIC: What a Wonderful President
Here's the Obama thing you keep asking for! HERE IT IS!! OBAMA! What a wonderful World! What a Wonderful President! It's right here!!!
CLASSIC: Clinton's Tush
The ZZ Top song, not his actual rear.
CLASSIC: Grunbebob Squarepants
It seems Spongebob and Patrick are looking to take up singing, and they're going after that early 90s sound.
CLASSIC: Dirty Spongebob Episode
It's the classic episode that Nickelodeon will never air again, but we have it! And now you have it!
Kelvin White
You may remember the story of a beer delivery driver who stopped a robbery last year in Hampton. There's a big fundraiser for him tomorrow in Hampton, and you can make donations if you can't make it.
Internet Cats Playing Piano
Coming from the Virginia Symphony this weekend, it's Internet Cats Playing Piano. A high-brow affair.
CLASSIC: Baby Molly Song
In honor of Rick's daughter Molly, complete with baby chorus backing singers!
The Dog Show commercial
The Dog Show commercial you will not see during the dog show.
Sex Educator on the phone
An interview with Sari Locker. Sari is the author of, The Complete Idiot's Guide to Amazing Sex
CLASSIC: P90XXX
For an EXTREME workout that will most likely send you to the emergency room, check out P90XXX!!!
CLASSIC: Friends in Strange Places
A lovely little tribute to cross dressing to the tune of a Garth Brooks hit. Enjoy!
CLASSIC: Skip's Casting Call
Motivational speaker extraordinairre Skip Giblet is looking to make some extra money, and these "Adult Pictures" seem to pay a lot.
CLASSIC: Save the Porn Stars
In a recession, everyone struggles. Even those who get paid to do it on film. So adopt a porn star, it's the right thing to do.
CLASSIC: Cliff Andrews vs. Shawn Michaels
A classic bit that was missing from the OnDemand archives, Assistant Public Service Director Cliff Andrews is called into action at the last minute for WWE's Shawn Michaels.
CLASSIC: I love this Rug
Bill Clinton sings about his favorite Oval Office rug, to the tune of a Toby Keith song.
CLASSIC: Dog Show 2011
There are so many new breeds in the Westminster Dog Show it's really hard to keep up with them. And some descriptions include "Noble Anus."
Stupid News 2-22 (Part 2)
We interrupt this broadcast to play a porno…Plus, a man or a dog gets caught in a bear or a fox trap…And, he told me if I took care of him sexually he would give my phone back, but he didn’t
Stupid News 2-22 (Part 1)
Before you sell a safe you should look inside first…Plus, another reason why you should not try to screw with the police while in front of the police…And, another reason why you should never throw away trading cards
Stupid News 2-21 (Part 2)
Japanese Fart Scrolls...Naked Driver Hits 7 Cars...Naked Man Asking Neighbor for Sex
The News You Missed 2-17
Iran may be working blowing up the earth, but stop the presses Whitney Houston died…Kevin Costner to provide everyone at Whitney’s funeral with some bad acting…the phrase Indiana Jones used to open the secret temple
The News You Missed 2-10
Is Mo Money branching out?...A whole lot of Santorum…The F.B.I. releases their very organized files on Steve Jobs…M.I.A. is M.I.A.
The News You Missed 2-3
Trump Shocker…the little something on the side…Ron Paul finds a way to get some media coverage…and the other predictions made by Punxsutawney Phil
Sports 2-22
A very sad Rod…Brady Quinn has foot in mouth disease…Mike Tyson back in Vegas…Evan Longoria gets to home plate with a playboy playmate…Sperm Whale brain
Sports 2-21
Linsanity slows down a day. Bubba Watson's General Lee not on a NASCAR track, and a very French tribute to Gary Carter.
Sports 2-20
ESPN has a “Chink in it’s Amor”…SNL opening sketch about Jeremy Lin…Admirals continue to kick ass and take names…the Sharx pull one out late…exactly how many pounds of meat you eat.
Ask Shelley 2-20
Why does my cat run all over the house after pooping? What's the stroy behind Van Halen and the Brown M&M's? Do women really turn into freaks after 30?
Ask Shelley 2-13
Can piercing your nipples lead to breast milk coming out in three different directions?...Can strippers write off their breast implants on their taxes?...Just how many women are allergic to sperm?
Ask Shelley 2-6
When did the commercials get as “big” as the Super Bowl? Why do you have to say ‘Big Game” instead of “Super Bowl”? What country drinks the most beer? How old is Madonna?
Games for Your Butt 2-17
PS Vita launches next week, Mass Effect in space, and Words with Friends with Benefits!
Games for Your Butt 2-10
Thoughtful Valentine's gifts for the ladies, how one developer got $1 Million in one day, and getting games pregnant.
Games for Your Butt 2-3
Madden says a team that starts with "New" will win on Sunday, and just how much does gaming cost? You'll be shocked, maybe.
Tracy Morgan
Tracy calls in from his hotel, and gives you plenty of reasons to come see him this weekend, including Jumping Shelley into the gang.
Guy Torry
Guy Torry explains why he hates his borther Joe
J. Medicine Hat
The Hat man is in town, fresh off a black eye from his bigass dog and he just bought a Corvette too!