Wednesday, May 14 Look at Dan Marino there. He can't be pissed because he never got a ring. But yeah....this is a clip of a bunch of on-camera meltdowns. From Marino to crotchety old news anchors. It's all here. Oh yeah, and it's all NSFW! That's Not Safe For Work for you n00bz. Lots of naughty language. Speaking of naughty language, this is a remixed song of Bill O'Reilly from millions of years ago. Also NSFW so wait till late to enjoy. Me and my potty mouth. -Erk Tuesday, May 13 Gene is never gonna give you up. I had no idea KISS was still around. A million reunion and farewell tours will make you jaded to that sort of thing. I know I know, everybody needs to see it once. But now that it's gotten out that they're "RickRolling" their audiences, is it safe to say they're done? Doesn't matter, people will still pay to see it....OWNED -Erk Monday, May 12 If you've never seen a flashmob, that's what it looks like. Basically it's a huge group of people running. At people usually...watch this video. Especially the first one where the old man ignores everyone. Good for him. Glad to see being grizzled is worldwide. -Erk Friday, May 9 In case it's been about a week since you and your friends ran through every moment of the movie Anchorman that made you laugh, here's your chance to re-live all the magic just as Charles Barkley. Somebody put a naughty sentence in the middle of a live commercial for Charles. And he read it. Funny, yes. An excuse to say "I'm Ron Burgundy???" all day long, no. But it's not like I can really stop you. Just try not to get smacked up side the head. Yesterday it was live tv farting. Today it's live tv vomiting. Some dude on the news can't hold his cookies. Always embarrassing, always awesome. It's puke time. -Erk Thursday, May 8 Idiots on the Internet I really don't like putting up political stuff. But this is just atrocious. You all remember the Obama girl. Well now some old guy who thinks he's got a shot at running for President is trying to get her on his side. It's uncomfortable and bothers me on several levels. Watch at your own risk. I don't know what the deal is with this video. You can't stop it, you can't even hope to contain in. And by stop it, I mean literally stop it. It's on a continuous loop and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. Swedish people fart on tv all the time. Even here. -Erk Wednesday, May 7 I feel I owe an explanation when there's no update. I know this is supposed to be a daily thing, but sometimes nothing of value happens. I know it's hard to believe but I really spent hours yesterday looking for something worthwhile to link to, and the internet totally crapped the bed. All my stand-by sites had new content, but it wasn't any good. Reliable names like Zack Galifinackis let me down...and that one hurt. Zack does not suck. So today you get this... Idiots on the Internet If you have to be told this is fake, there may be internet restrictions that need to be placed on your computer. This guy tries to set up a home "experiment" yet when it finally goes off it changes the shirt he's wearing and also undims the lights. Fascinating. FAKE The worst televised fight ever. And it belongs to Star Trek. Imagine that. I always thought Kirk was more of a badass, but I guess it just goes to show that Picard's accent makes him superior. -Erk Monday, May 5 As the morning show's only professional competitive eater, I can safely say that these guys are freaks. This site a collection of videos showing people eating large burgers in only one bite. And I have to say I'm jealous. I can eat 3 double cheeseburgers from MacArnold's in 9 bites total. But 1 bite....that's just tear-jerkingly good. Any video whose picture says "Prayer Hour" and you now know stars one Gary Busey, you know it's going to be good. This obviously fake church show has Mr. Busey on, and wait until about 3 minutes it....he completely loses it. So we hope you're having a Jesus day too. -Erk Hey- Tommy Here. I've been asked literally 6 times in two days about a good local fishing charter. (It's that time of the year) I'd go with THIS GUY. He's reliable, resonable and catches fish. Get in touch with JAKE on the Matador- www.matadorcharters.com.  His number is 757 749-6008. I've got nothing to gain by posting his name and number- other than getting you persistent SOBs off my back about finding a good charter. He's just a good dude, and i thought I'd help a brother out. Good luck catchin'! Tommy Thursday, May 1 Idiots on the Internet This is just odd. Came out earlier in the week as far as your popular link-dump sites go...but geeze! This guy is eating a Dutch boy. Hollish PedophIdol sounds like a terrible show. I would not want to watch it. Crazy Dutch. -Erk Wednesday, April 30 I have to be delicate here, because while yes this story is tragic, yes this guy is wearing an FM99 shirt in a picture taken from MSNBC.com. I'm not going to say that's super cool because, well, you should understand that. So this story is another hot teacher in trouble. This time for wearing a bikini. Seriously...stop it! Let these women do hot things! Next thing you know they're going to stop hiring hot teachers altogether. And then who is going to tease our young boys and get them through those lonely Saturday nights? I'm seriously. -Erk Tuesday, April 29 If you can make a donation to help the Red Cross and their recovery efforts from the storms in Suffolk yesterday, click here. Just one way to help out. This was a freak thing, nobody saw it coming so do what you can. This is a delicate day. But I am going to continue to link to weird stuff, as it is my job still. This is from the band Apocalyptica. They used to just play Metallica on cellos. But this video is from the greatest CD of the 1980s, Sepultura's Schizophrenia. The song is "Inquisition Symphony" and I like how it really looks like they're struggling to play up to speed. They do a damn good job, but this song is f-ing fast. Good for them. Oh, and this band has your Hummer of the Week, that's why this is relevant. So enjoy it, because it's good. -Erk Monday, April 28 I don't know what the deal is lately, but the internet has not been supplying the serious LOLz like it has in the past. Most of my standard sites I go to have been letting me down. So you get stuck with this. This site is nothing but really bad drawings of Mr. Spock. Lots and lots of them. I don't get the point, but I gotta have something. And this is all I got. -Erk Thursday, April 24 Something else before idiots...because there actually are idiots today. This is how you get people dumb people to believe stuff they shouldn't. Like that UFOs are right here. I'm not saying they aren't, but this video clearly shows that they are not in fact wherever this video is being shot. Worst description ever? You got it! Idiots on the Internet Today's is all about animals. A cute little deer gets stuck in a fence. I'd have other crude things to say about it, but you can write your own bestiality jokes today. I simply don't have the heart for it today. And the second video features a goat and his giant balls. Not sure why these people stopped to just look at a goat, but when they did the goat just goes buck on their car. Dumbasses. -Erk Wednesday, April 23 Before anything funny happens, here's a link for Relay for Life. This kid apparently is covered like a gorilla and if he raises $500 will wax his chest. So if you're trying to help inflict serious anguish towards someone trying to do something good, then you should probably click this link and donate. Thanks again. Unless you're not going to click it, then no thanks. -Erk Tuesday, April 22 Earth Day means one thing, my sister is 16 today. You CARE!! But no really, it means it's time to get hot. With Texas Polygamist Wife Calender!! Let's peep this month. You can find the rest of the calendar here. Now put your pants back on. That's atrocious. Even though the unibrows are kinda hot in these trying times. In honor of our Redskins guests last week, we bring you Emmitt Smith's mock college football draft. It's a joke you see, because he's a terrible commentator. It takes some serious skill to dumb yourself down to be able to write this poorly. But it's exactly how Emmitt talks. My hat goes off to this guy. Emmitt may believe some of this stuff...that's what's scary. -Erk Monday, April 21 Before we get to Idiots, this is a Tommy & Rumble Classic Video. I found this over the weekend, and have to say how awesome this is. Someone took the time to make a stop-motion video of the classic "Cayman Island Spices" bit. So enjoy this one, It's funny as hell. Idiots on the Internet Even thought the actor who played Bones on Star Trek is dead, his most famous line will never truly die. As evidenced here...many many many times. I really am not sure about putting up a link from Oprah. Even after watching it, I'm not so sure about it. But a kid who sings gospel has re-done the Oscar Meyer Weiner song. That makes momma proud, I'm very sure. -Erk Friday, April 18 I normally abstain from any and all political videos. This one seems out there. Barack Obama apparently doesn't like Hillary Clinton. Who knew? But this video seems out of character for a politician. And unfortunately this may be the only video linked today. The internet seems to be taking a funny hiatus, because I don't feel like posting talking goats. -Erk Thursday, April 17 We're giving you a break from videos. Mainly because today the internet seems to be taking a nap. Nothing hilarious was found. However we can direct you to Redskins Beach Blitz.com and tell you to get tickets. It's coming in May, and bound to be loads of fun. If you can get outdoors unlike me. -Erk Wednesday, April 16 Idiots on the Internet Freaking out strangers is always fun. Especially when you can make it look like your head is now attached to your stomach. I think this guy's a witch but I'm not sure. I just think it's safe to assume that he is though. Dirt-bike crashes are scary. It makes me never want to ride one ever. Mainly because this guy rides one near a wall. I would think you would want to ride one of these where there are no walls nearby. Like on a frozen ocean. They have those right? This one we didn't play on the show...but a guy is trapped in an elevator. For 41 hours. This is unreal. And terrible too. -Erk Tuesday, April 15 Idiots on the Internet Some of our own local news stations experimented with something called a dance party. It was a terrible idea and didn't last long. Well apparently it wasn't just a local thing. Here's what it looks like elsewhere in the country. It's a Friday morning dance party. Baseball fights sometimes really suck. But not in Japan yo. And no, I'm not making some racially insensetive joke about martial arts. But enjoy a Japanese baseball fight. Alright, if you haven't seen this one already, I'm just going to ask why. It's been around, and I'm not sure why it caught on so much. What's wrong with a grown man who laughs like a little girl? It's the silly Haitian weather man. -Erk Monday, April 14 Idiots on the Internet It's an old peopl choir. What could go wrong? Ok so nothing actually does, but it's called "Young at Heart" and it's a bunch of really old people singing old versions of old songs. It's old. When "Stayin' Alive" starts with a guy carrying his own oxygen, you kind of know what to expect. I don't know how to set this one up and not ruin it. It's a freestyle rap competition on what appears to be a public access or high school production. You can't say bad words, and the second guy drops a couple N-bombs and then cleans it up only to drop an F-bomb. Amazing. More rap here as a news reporter decided to rap the traffic. That was a great idea. I'm sure no one won any money on that exchange at all. I heard the first 5 seconds and my head exploded. It's that "good." -Erk Friday, April 11 Everyone say Happy Birthday to Shelley or something bad will happen to your parents. Idiots on the Internet I never really realized just how cool sports team mascots are. But after watching them fall and get hurt for a couple minutes they're my new favorite anima-themed costume. No chicken suit jokes here, I do have some class. So watch them fall and get hurt a lot. Clips from South Park always make me happy. Find out how Cartman can "reeeeech these keeeeeds". Nick Swardson is seriously blowing up. After being Terry on Reno 911 he's striking out on his own and his internet videos are all great. This is a country song about having gay nipples. Or something to that effect. I can't really say for sure. Check it out for yourself. -Erk Thursday, April 10 Idiots on the Internet So yeah, there's a lot today y'all. Did I really just say "y'all?" How odd. We need more Chris Farley on this show. It's a real shame he's dead. I mean sure, he may have burned out eventually, but at least he left us with gold. Like this....what happens when you switch someone's coffee with de-caf? Well...sometimes it's not pretty. I put this jam up a long ass time ago. But don't tell Tommy. So here it is...curling is THE WHITEST SPORT in the history of the world. The proof is in a 22 year old commercial. But you knew that. There hasn't been a kid faceplant video up here in a while. And this time it wasn't my idea. So stop saying I like laughing at people getting hurt. Everyone here is just as guilty. Stages end...this little girl should be more aware of that. So now just so you don't hate me too much, here's a professional model eating it on a stage that appears to be boobie-trapped. Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh...yeah yeah we get it. I said "trapped" -Erk Wednesday, April 9 Idiots on the Internet I'm not sure why this guy makes me laugh so much. Probably his ridiculous mustache. I mean, that could be it....but how can one really be sure? You should probably watch. Repeatedly. It'll be funny. Tracy Morgan is spicy. That's his word. But how spicy can he be when he's invisible? Tracy Morgan auditions for the part of the Invisible Man...you'll definitely enjoy this. -Erk Tuesday, April 8 Idiots on the Internet Giant banana suits. Can they be trusted? I think the answer is obvious to anyone who knows fruits. And here at the Tommy & Rumble show if there's one thing we know, it's giant fruits. Big banana mascot suit terror!! Coming this summer... This is the most original taser video I've seen yet. I mean sure it's funny when people scream. And it's funny when they fall. And geometry will teach you that it's even funnier when they scream and then fall. But this guy hooks a taser up to a computer chair. This would suck. There's nothing more important in this world than your e-cred. I have ample...no...copious amounts of e-cred. You know that. And as a kid who plays Dragonforce on Guitar Hero people are gonna call B.S. on your face. So you do what this kid does...post another video pwning the n00bs. -Erk Monday, April 7 Idiots on the Internet This one goes back a couple years, a la the Leprechaun. If you need your car to be obnoxiously loud for no reason other than you're not as obnoxious as you think you could be, you should hit up this car shop in Oakland. Internet classic time, y0. Tow truck drivers. You either hate them or really really need them. There seems to be no middle ground with most people. This guy...yeah...he probably isn't doing much for you if you hold a negative opinion already. He's gone as soon as the ish hits the fan. Lumberjacking is an extremely dangerous job. That's why they have such awesome beards. However, one look at the first couple seconds of this video and you can tell it's not going to end well. This is really terrifying looking. No word on if he can still walk. -Erk Thursday, April 4 Idiots on the Internet Everyone who really cares about the upcoming Presidential election (meaning not me) is trying to get people behind their candidate. Now infants are supporting Barack Obama. So he's got the toddler vote, too bad it doesn't count. And we've been kind of making fun of Eddie Vedder and his formerly unique singing style. I say formerly because everyone in the world copies him, so don't yell at me about Pearl Jam. So hear him totally rock Take Me Out to the Ball Game at a Cubs game. Man that boy good!! -Erk Wednesday, April 3 Idiots on the Internet It's all sports stuff today. Total coincidence. You know why? Mainly because I don't and that's why I ask. Because I wouldn't have picked boring sports like tennis, golf and basketball. So obviously this isn't about the sports themselves but more the stupid things that these paid professionals say and do. So here are your links. Tennis: impressive reaction to bad shot by person with name that is impossible to pronounce. Golf: When you suck, this is how you properly throw your club. It's about time someone cleared this up. Basketball: A lot of people get food nicknames, and those are the best kind. But Canadian Ketchup? -Erk Tuesday, April 2 Idiots on the Internet Does this look like the type of guy who would believe aliens show up regularly and screw with him? Ok maybe you shouldn't answer that. But he got on tv because of his love for...well the silly. Is the truth out there? Possibly. But if this guy knows the answer then I suddenly don't have much faith in it anymore. Kids are pretty dumb. I'm not saying this condescendingly, because playing with fire is something we've all done our fair share of. But bottle rockets in the butt....not so much. That's what makes this extra special super dumb. -Erk Monday, March 31 Idiots on the Internet It's always reassuring to know that enough young girls feel the need to take up pole dancing. This mode of entertainment was once in danger of dying off, so good going, ladies. Unfortunately, there will be screw-ups. Why these girls don't just dispose of the evidence I don't know. But they don't, so we get to say "HA HA you're bad at this!" and then know that those glowing words of encouragement will prove to be great motivation and one day she can take all your money in your lowest moment. Congratulations. Two different versions of the children's classic 3 Little Pigs as read by Christopher Walken. Because there's nothing more soothing to children than the odd timing of Walken. And then as a bonus video, the Green Jelly classic. It's their hit...in case you forgot. Because I sure did. -Erk Friday, March 28 Idiots on the Internet We've got a real and fake video today. Kind of like a before and after. Only one of them never happened at all. But it all depends on who you want to believe, Hillary Clinton or the rest of the world and actual video tape. So here's Hillary's side. And now the "alleged" truth. Whatever. If there's one symbol I would never think to associate with women's professional pool, it's a fallic one. This is taken from the instant replay of a woman who surely uses.....wow that would have gotten the website shut down if I had wrote any of the first 5 things I thought to say there. Pool penis replay! Yay. Jumping off a cliff seems fun. If you are into being stupid and dying. So I guess it could be half-fun. Or you could just end up like this guy. If I prefaced it with jumping off a cliff, can you guess what's going to happen? I bet you can. I have to apologize for yesterdy. I promised a good video and some may think that I in fact did not deliver. Which is a shame. But I'm making up for it today. So please be assured you can click this link safely and I can perhaps regain your trust as person who tells you where to go while on the computer. Go on, click. And again, I'm very very very very very very very very very very very very very very sorry about that. -Erk Thursday, March 27 Idiots on the Internet Guitars typically have 6 strings. This guy obviously doesn't know that. Apparently he's gotten quite adept at just having one string. It doesn't make much sense to me, but the guy goes off on it. So good for him, stubborn one string guitar guy. Sometimes when people get a new pet they want to show it off. It's understandable, it's a new member of the family. And an internet video is basically the perfect way to show that off because if you really don't care, you can just pretend to have watched it and say "Oh yeah, it's so cute!! It's little nose just makes me giggle!" However, if it was this guy's video, he'd ask "Yeah, but wasn't the end gross?" and you'd feel dumb because you missed it. And believe me, it is fairly gross. I don't say this often, but this is by far one of the greatest and best videos around. You may have seen it already, but chances are if this is your source for new internet stuff, then you haven't. That explosive gas should be some indication, but I don't want to give anything away. Let's just say that the only thing that could make it better would be lesbian robots exploding...which almost happens. Bon Jovi Sucks now (ED: not that I was ever really a fan). There I said it. Richie Sambora sucks at drunk driving. Which is a good thing for all of us. Mugshot? Yes, it's here. -Erk Wednesday, March 26 Ok, so I didn't put anything up yesterday. Why? Because the whole show was at Hooter's and I wasn't. So it was a silent protest. Although it wouldn't have been audible if I had written anything because it's written. So unless you can only read out loud, this has been a confusing waste of time. So anyway... Idiots on the Internet If you can't tell what that is, it's a jet. Crashing. At 800 km/h. Normally I'm not a fan of the metric system, I personally believe it to be Satan's measuring method. You'll often hear me refer to it as such. But that's fast. And the explosion is cool, you can't deny that. This made me LOL for real. In the NCAA you can't play replays from a game until they're all done. Who knew? So this sportscaster takes the more creative approach. He re-enacts the game with his daughter's dolls. Identifying players as frogs is hilarious. You can't argue, mainly because I'm not listening. LALALALALALALALA. See, that's me not listening. Skydiver almost gets hit by a plane. Some not safe for radio language, justifiably so, in this video. See, this is why we don't leave the house around here. It's too dangerous outside. I walked out of my apartment this morning and was almost run over by a stampeding herd of buffalo. True stroy. -Erk Monday, March 24 Idiots on the Internet Wow. I can't believe this is a word. But this is from a spelling bee and this kid is terrified. Not because he doesn't know the word, maybe, but mainly because the word is something I'm positive he was taught never to say. Or at least sounds like it. You gotta see this. The audio is not that great, but you'll figure it out. Dry Ice Bombs. They look and sound like a LOT of fun. I don't want to tell you to try this at home. So don't. Let me try it first and then I'll report to you. Ok? Awesome. So have fun waiting for that. -Erk Friday, March 21 Idiots on the Internet There's an Idol in every country now, and they're all just as terrible as the American version. Yes, I said it. But apparently the Bulgarian version takes the prize for being gawd-awfullest. It's Bulgarian Michael Jackson on Music Idol. Painful. The next video is more people being dumb people...full of dumb answers from dumb game show questions. You'd be amazed how much people don't know. Or you wouldn't be. Personally I'm not shocked at all. Not this time. -Erk Thursday, March 20 Idiots on the Internet I'm not entirely certain what constitutes a good R&B song. Mainly because I don't care, but this video is what is being billed as an "honest r&b song" so there you have it. It may or may not be good, but at least we know its intentions are pure of heart. And remember that when you vote this year, use your hands. This woman certainly knows the deal. She's certainly not going to use her vagina. That's a weird sentence...and now I'm rather intrigued as to just how that is done. So if you don't mind, I'll be googling that for the rest of the day. Have fun not voting with your vaginas, ya weirdos. -Erk Wednesday, March 19 Idiots on the internet It's an easter classic. The easter bunny is only nice once a year, so enjoy this coming weekend. Cuz until then you should probably watch out for him. He usually hangs out with Horror Claus....not a nice team. If you've ever watched Man vs. Wild you know about how crazy that guy is. If you've ever watched Girls Gone Wild you probably want your money back. OH!! But seriously, you combine those two ideas and you come up with one man's struggle against faux-lesbianism and alcohol and how he must..(dramatic pause)....somehow survive. It's Man vs. Girls Gone Wild. Rated PG-13. -Erk Tuesday, March 18 Idiots on the Internet The Army is branching out and trying to get a more family-friendly image. So how do you do something like that in the middle of a war? Well of course you bring your daughter to war....day....is how you do it. That was a very well written sentence and you're very well aware of it. Of course what you don't know is I was making the Jedi mind trick hand wave at the screen so you now believe how well-crafted that sentence truly was. This took a while to make it on the show. That's my nice way of saying it's old. So it's made the rounds, but if you missed it then here it is. Ms. Philippines makes Ms. Teen South Carolina sound a lot smarter than she is. A lot. It's a total mess. -Erk Monday, March 17 Idiots on the Internet By now you better have seen this. It's Monday and we're just getting to it, so you had all weekend. What's wrong with you? Are you scared of computers? I mean I don't blame you...they're terrifying machines. They will try to tell you that they run on electricity, but if you open it up, which I'm sure you haven't done, it actually runs on orphan tears. Evil, vile machines. Oh right....I had a point. This reporter gets seriously slammed...the Fake alerts are everywhere but it doesn't matter. It still looks cool. Dave Chappelle said it best when in reference to Sesame Street "they even had the nerve to put a pimp on there. They don't come out and say he's a pimp, but I know a pimp when I see one. They call him the Count." And here with the beeps, you see it for what it truly is. How many times must I smack you? You've been late 4 times I've been counting...you know the rest. If not then do yourself a favor and find a copy of Chappelle's "Killin' Them Softly" stand-up special. This is a banned Wendy's commercial. I don't know what else to say about it right now. I seem to say that a lot...maybe later I'll figure out something funny. I blew all my funny on the first two. Sorry. -Erk Friday, March 14 Idiots on the Internet More today than a normal day, so you better enjoy it. This is short and funny. You thought I was going to say sweet, but I'm not that corny. This weirdo kid tries to show off how much he can curl on camera and ends up putting his curl bar in his aquarium. I'm sorry if I ruined it, but that's really all there is to it. Any excuse to play Vital Remains on this radio station is ok with me. This is a dog that just kind of goes nuts. I'm sure the music wasn't playing in the room, but this dog does a damn good Glenn Benton impersonation if that's the real audio. Wild dog. 88 Year Old stripper Ernie.....hold on one second. I don't know about you, but I think I'd rather watch this guy than an 88 year old stripper named Elsie. Think about it. Ok now stop. You good? You better? Need a drink? Ok now...watch the video and get that terrible image burned into your retinas permanently. You can thank me later. I don't know about dancing animals. Something about it just seems too....cute. And I really hate that word when it comes to something other than food. "That's a cute steak" you might hear me say. But this is a walrus. Watch Wilford Brimley dance to Michael Jackson. That may be the strangest sentence I've ever typed here. -Erk Thursday, March 13 Idiots on the Internet Why? That's really all I'm going to say. Is why? Why does there exist a video of a little person dressing and acting like Amy Winehouse who nobody really cares about? Ugh. I'm not really sure what's going on here. I can't tell who's who, but it's kinda funny. A news reporter goes to a trailer park, or at least it looks like one, and gets attacked by three women. And if movies have taught us anything, it's that this video ends in a sexy pillowfight/honey-based wrestling match. It's true. Go on and watch. -Erk Wednesday, March 12 Idiots on the Internet Do you guys want to make a video? Because after watching this video I know I sure do. I mean look at that animation. Look at those gloves! Sharon is hot! This video has everything!! Make a video, then let these guys make it better. Foodfights need to happen more often. That's just a fact of science. We all agree, but few of us actually have the balls to pull it off. So here you go, a Fenway foodfight after an errant foul ball. Lovely. -Erk Tuesday, March 11 Idiots on the Internet I've been looking for this video for years now after seeing it on some NFL Pre-Game Show. Jaguars DE John Henderson has a bit of a strange pre-game ritual. Sometimes you gotta get pumped. And I'm glad John is like me and gets a 4'9" 144 pound white man to smack him in the face!! This will wake you up fo rillz. Old men are angry and they always have good reason. Usually something about a war and being far too grizzled for most mortals to be able to handle. But when two grizzled reporters have at each other on the news...well that's news you can get behind. These guys should have a pledge drive....they'd make millions just on grizzledness alone. -Erk Monday, March 10 Idiots on the Internet This is a GREAT news blooper. I don't know what this guy's talking about at all. It doesn't matter. Because he ends up throwing up on television. And quite frankly it sneaks up on him. There's no way to stop it judging by his face. This is gonna make me laugh all day. Former mayor of New Orleans Ray Nagin, you know the "Chocolate City" guy, is now into vaginas. Well I don't know if he always was or not. I'm assuming he was...but you never know. But now it's official. -Erk Thursday, March 6 Idiots on the Internet People saying what they're not supposed to is funny. Especially when it's two men wishing each other continued good sex on a basketball court. Not that they want the sex to be ON a basketball court, but that happens to be where they're standing when the well-wishing and circle-jerking happens. Try to have fun with that. The other one for today is a little kid, very little kid, singing the Beatles. I don't really have anything else to say about it...the kid's little. -Erk Wednesday, March 5 Idiots on the Internet You know that face. At least you should. It's Steve-O from Jackass/Wildboyz. This particular clip is from an episode of Wildboyz where Chris and Steve-O go through a native right of manhood by putting on a glove full of bugs that apparently bite the hell out of you. This, is why this show is so great. You gotta see this. This is beyond weird. A guy on some local access show explains the time the "gay" got spanked out of him. The re-enactment is amazing...because I can't imagine being spanked like that. Or maybe I can...but that's none of your concern. -Erk Tuesday, March 4 Idiots on the Internet I bet you can't guess what happens next. No really...go on...try and guess. I bet you're wrong. Because I'm sure you were thinking the guy on the right gets hit in the nuts. But that's not how this goes down. huh huh...sorry...but seriously, you're gonna have to watch. And beware, the dijon mustard stain that shows up at the end is 100% authentic. Go on...look. I'm surprised we're going to play this video on the air. A young child is trying to say "frog." It sounds a lot like she's not saying that at all. And if that sentence wasn't confusing enough, then you're smarter than I thought. Little kid says F*$%. Enjoy. Alright, I don't know what to say about this video because it may get taken down any minute. Some of us on the show believe it to be a fake. U.S. Marine kills a puppy. Now I would think I wouldn't have to warn you with a description like that, but I will. Do not watch this if animal cruelty, authentic or simulated, is the most morally vile thing someone can do. I think it's fake, I don't buy it, but it's everywhere. So watch with care. -Erk Monday, March 3 Idiots on the Internet I've never been a fan of watching little people do things like take off their clothes or do it. So Here you go...enjoy the Special Delivery Midget Stripper Video....I will not be. It's creepy. Have fun with it. In hip-hop, I've come to understand that anything can be made into a popular dance. I'm not going to name names, because then you'll all be trying to re-enact these dances at your desk. And the last thing I'm going to be responsible for is gaggles of white people dancing. It's just not something you will be able to blame me for. So, here it is, the "Lobster Drop." It's easier than you would think. -Erk Check Out The Rum-Blog Archives For More Craziness!